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My team & I will take care of you: consultations include a report, written follow up, + access to customer support via your business group, site chat, or email. 

Once you've booked your meeting, the Discord link will be provided via email. Please sign in, download app or use site in browser, and test Discord prior to the chat to maximize our time.


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Crisis Management

Sorrows! Sorrows! Prayers!

1 h
300 US dollars
Discord

Service Description

Crisis Management is designed to help you navigate the stormy waters of PR crises. With a seasoned team who has triumphed through numerous challenges, Deaf Child provides strategic support tailored to respect community, protect your brand, and turn challenges into opportunities. Trust Deaf Child to connect awareness to sales while safeguarding your reputation and growth!


Cancellation Policy

Deposits are nonrefundable. Booking a consultation serves as non refundable deposit. A valid card must be on file to book.


Contact

deafchildpresents@gmail.com


Adding another service to your appointment when booking will book multiple sessions on the same day with possible break time in between sessions after the chosen start time. If you want to book multiple appointments on different days, use the add to cart option.

What goes into price of service? Itemized breakdown

  1. Value of What We Could Accomplish Together

    1. Plan for Success (ex: sales scripts, specific ad campaign plans, broad marketing plans, business plans, brand audits, resume reviews, presentation test run) 

    2. Damage Control (ex: fix a huge mistake that could risk job status with employer or client, PR reputation crisis management, risk mitigation via second opinion through consult) 

    3. Long Term KPI & OKR Tracking + Optimization (ex: ROI, ROAS, CVR, CPM, AOV, LPV) - what gets measured gets managed

  2. Market Availability - What My Competitors Charge

    1. Project based digital marketing agency rates can range from $10,000 thru $50,000

    2. While junior consultants may start as low as $20 an hour, senior or specialized experts often charge more than $400 an hour

    3. Price comparison for 1-on-1 attention with marketing industry experts range from $1,000 to $10,000 for a similar experience with coaches such as Depesh Mandalia, Sunny Lenarduzzi, or Common Thread Collective/Your Admission Co (for full transparency, I have used offers from all three of these sources and do my best to cite them accordingly [I would recommend CTC/YourAdmissionCo]). 

  3. My Costs of Doing Business as Deaf Child

    1. Lead Generation (ex: ads - what I spend to earn your business)

    2. Overhead (ex: website, continuing education, travel expenses added if meeting in person)

    3. Labor (ex: my time & my community time - affiliates, contractors, employees, et al.)

Looking for an earlier spot on the calendar? Only retainer members can book priority consultations before other guests. Everyone else has to wait 24 hours to book their spot. Members on retainer have an optional priority consultation service for less than 23 hour notice.

Leave a message at (240) 852-2129 if after hours, or if I am not available at (504) 256-4454, and my team might be able to reach out earlier for any inquiries.

Adding another service to your appointment when booking will book multiple sessions on the same day with possible break time in between sessions after the chosen start time. If you want to book multiple appointments on different days, use the add to cart option.

Let me know if you need an interpreter. I'll pay for interpreter. Depending on interpreter availability I may need extra time to schedule with them, but will communicate that with you as it happens. I speak English and sign on a scale of ASLPI 1 or 2/ in Pidgin Signed English. Deaf teammates are on standby who can sign fluently in ASL. 

Keep track of your deliverables with your client portal: a private site group for case filing, updates, comments, and concerns with Deaf Child. Please log in as a site member to access your case filing and deliverables in the Group Portal. 

I am not a lawyer or certified public accountant, and this should not be considered legal or financial advice. You should seek appropriate counsel for your own situation. Paying for a booking is considered a nonrefundable deposit. Terms and policies apply. 

If you need closed captions on desktop, please use Discord with the site linked here also pulled up on your screen. If you need help adding captions to mobile, please reach out.

I use a balance of value based pricing (when you justify your cost by what goes into the offer), and market based pricing (when you justify your costs by what else is on the market). For example, I can be doing hours of work to follow up for every 15 minutes we meet + I have a team that work in shifts on your case as well. 

Disclaimer: Growth analysis and consultations are not a substitute for engaging the services of a CPA or Attorney. Any decisions you make, and the consequences thereof are your own. Under no circumstances can you hold www.noladeafchild.com liable for any actions that you take. You agree not to hold noladeafchild.com, Deaf Child, Alexis Larinda Carney, or any affiliates of noladeafchild.com, Deaf Child or Alexis Larinda Carney, liable for any loss or cost incurred by you, or any person related or associated with you, as a result of materials or techniques, or coaching, offered by www.noladeafchild.com. Results are not guaranteed. noladeafchild.com holds no responsibility for the actions, choices, or decisions taken or made by the client. The owner of and contributors to noladeafchild.com accept no responsibility or liability whatsoever for any harm from the use or dissemination of information contained here. 

Service of No Guaranty: It is understood and agreed that Deaf Child as Analyst, Consultant, Marketer cannot warrant or guarantee the outcome of any project and Deaf Child has not represented to the Purchaser that the Purchaser will recover any funds whatsoever. The Purchaser has also been informed that obtaining a consultation or deal does not guarantee Deaf Child will be capable of or willing to satisfy requests.

Meeting Hours

Monday thru Friday 9 am - 9:30 pm

Saturday & Sunday 12 pm - 6 pm

New Orleans Central Time

- Established 2013 -

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Why Deaf Child

Being born a Hard of Hearing Deaf person, I know what it is like to figure things out yourself. Since I'm raised oral, people see me as not Deaf enough. Therefore they invalidate my rights for access, captions, and sign language. 

Which is why I will support your business the way I fight for human rights, while giving you the luxury of full transparency, less work, more you time. 

Results are not guaranteed. There is no growth without risk. 

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Deaf/Blind access: If something is not accessible, please get in touch. It will be made accessible to you. Working on accessibility.

There are "coupon," "discount," spam, scam, phishing, low quality sites/impersonators/schemers that use me, my brand, and my business without permission to falsely advertise deals. I am not responsible for any content beyond what I post on my site or share with you directly myself. My focus is high value luxury business development. I do not offer general discounts or coupons. I negotiate on scope, never price. I do not condone the use of false scarcity. I have no affiliations with anyone besides my Affiliate Team who link here.

 

My only point of sale is currently through this site. I am no longer on Twitter as of March 18, 2023. My account @noladeafchild was hacked from a Twitter data breach and I have not recovered it.

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